Sep 17, 2010 - 2:53 pm
What is up with this horrible bile taste in the back of my throat?! It's not acid reflux and is seriously NASTY! So I asked my doc this morning and he responded, "sucks, don't it? Yeah. You're tasting dead burned tissue combined with extra mucous as a result of the inflamation from the radiation. It's totally normal."
OK. So human tissue that's been microwaved tastes like sh*t. Maybe it would be better sauteed or fried or baked. Actually, I've tried the baking soda thing and it doesn't help much so baking probably wouldn't help.
So what I've learned is not to convert to cannibalism and not to take any airline trips through the Andes Mountains with a rubgy team in winter. Because if the taste of nuked Bigfuzzydoug neck is THAT gross, I'm quite certain others wouldn't be any better. Although I have to admit that I've always found my wife pretty tasty... but that's what probably got me into this mess to begin with! ;-p