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6 Truths of Life~Things you probably never even knew.....I know I didn't!

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chenheart
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6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company.

Smiling while I hug you!
Chen♥

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Actually, it took me three tries before I decided I wasn't a freak of nature and able to do it when no one else can. LOL.

Joyce

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That was so funny. I love jokes like that. Yes, I did try it, too!

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VickiSam
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my journal ?? Did I miss something?

Fellow Idiot ..

Vicki

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the pool of idiots!

At least I'm in good company!

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Skeezie
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I was like Joyce, three times for me too before I read #2! What a hoot!

Tongue still sticking out too. Judy :-)

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Of course I did it and I'm rolling in laughter after reading 3 thru 6.

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Bella Luna
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Very funny Chen. You had me going. Yes, I did have a smile on my face while I read your funny.
BL

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chenheart
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Well, in the face of everything, I know that we all still need to smile, and hopefully laugh, too!

Hugs,
Chen♥

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according to the wise words of Jimmy buffet, "if we couldnt laugh we would all go insane"

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jo jo
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I too am an idiot and need the company of other idiots!!

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And here I thought we were all daft sods! xoxoxo Lynn

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I also tried it LOL. I get up early it is about 4:45 and I have woke my Husband laughing. I read him the first line and he also tried it ( half asleep sticking his tong out at the ceiling) LOL !!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Thanks Chen!!!!!LOL

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Me, being of suspicious nature, NEVER do as I'm told...so I read the whole thing before doing anything...ROFL....

BUT, the funnier thing is that my dear Hans, MD PhD that he is, fell directly into the trap (guess it's the scientist in him...LMAO) and when I read #2, we both laughed sooooo hard!!!!

Thanks, dearheart, for the fun!

Hugs, Kathi

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Man I must have become very process oriented because I was determined to figure out number 1 before I moved on to number 2 and now I can't stop number 4!!!!

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Thanks, Claudia. I read #1 and thought "no way". So, of course, I tried it and had no problem so I knew I was in trouble.........then, I read #2. I'm still laughing. Thanks for allowing me to join your idiot club.

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Thanks for the laugh. I read #1 and tried it before reading #2. I was laughing so hard my daughter wanted to know what was so funny. I read her #1 (which she tried) and then read her the rest of the joke.

Laughter and smiles are good for everyone here - keep them coming.

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I have to be different. I didn't try it. I read number one and sat a moment wondering why you couldn't do it and decided it could be done. Then read the rest. So I guess I'm an idiot too cause it took me that long to know it was a joke.

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chenheart
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Of course you're different! In the first place, for the longest time you had an upside-down picture of yourself, and now...oh PLEASE be standing behind a pre-historic dog bone! LOL

Hugs,
Chen

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I was waiting to see what you guys would say this rock looked like but never guessed a dog bone! I don't know if it is cement or rock or what it's made of. I thought it looked like a woman's torso and I thought it'd be funny. And you thought implants were hard!(that's what someone was complaining about)

Several rocks/sculptures were at a rest area. You never know what you're find when you least expect it.

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I guess I'm a idot and thanks I needed to smile today.

ms.sunshine
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I'm different also didn't try it. I thought no that can be done, then continued to read. Good one tho.

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