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tommaseena
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November 25, 2009 - 5:21am

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother

asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,

he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the

bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then

remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is,

and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture.
Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma

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MyTurnNow
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November 25, 2009 - 9:13am

Thank goodness for poor eyesight!! LOL. Imagine the surprise of her friends when they see that photo in the picture frame....

carkris
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November 25, 2009 - 10:06am

Hysterical!!!!

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fauxma
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November 25, 2009 - 1:13pm

The joke was so funny but the picture in the frame put me over the edge with laughter.
LOL

Stef

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mizcaldwell
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November 25, 2009 - 3:22pm

You were up early to type this in - but what a funny joke. I laughed out loud - loudly - and then shared it with a co-worker who also laughed out loud!

Thanks for the happy endorphins!

Lori

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tommaseena
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November 25, 2009 - 6:26pm

I was up early because I had my two week follow-up from tissue expanders taken out and silicone boobs put in and had to drive 3 hours for a 10 minute appointment but worth every mile. Visit went well and everything is fine now the surgeon doesn't want me to wear a bra or if I do instead of a support bra just one of the flimsy ones.

Margo

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meena1
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November 25, 2009 - 6:52pm

I loved the jokes. How did your surgery go? did you just have the silicone put in without the latissimus flap being done? my doctor is not happy about just putting the silicone boob in, he wants to take muscle from my back/ ouch

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tommaseena
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November 26, 2009 - 5:02am

I will start another thread with my whole story.

Margo

mlmjt1
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November 26, 2009 - 11:20pm

I love all your jokes and I dont have any.
hugs
Linda T