Thursday Funny

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
FINES

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

Comments

  • padee6339
    padee6339 Member Posts: 763
    #2
    HA HA HA
    LOVED IT!
    Pat
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    #3
    Good one Margo
    WIth that, I get to go to work!!!

    Have a Happy day

    Love
    Linda T
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #4
    Good one!
    Thanks for the morning chuckle. Very much needed and appreciated.
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #5
    ROFLMAO AGAIN
    Lex♥
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    #6
    OMG I'm LMAO. That was
    OMG I'm LMAO. That was funny. I needed that. Have a great weekend. Hugs, Lili
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #7
    LOL!!!
    That was a good one! ♥ Pammy
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #8
    LOL ..
    Funny .. Funny, as my son is starting college on Monday, 8/31. Perhaps this question was asked by him. hummmm I better go and check with him.


    VickiSam

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