Medical Fees.....LOL

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tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A guy goes to the doctors for a check-up. The doctor puts him in a little room and in walks a Huge Black Labrador, followed by a small ginger kitten. The animals stare at the chap for a while then leave the room. The doctor comes back and hands the guy a bill for $350.00
The man is Flabbergasted! and asks "How can I owe you this much when you havn't even examined me?"

The doc says...(you are going to hate me for this..........)

That is for the LAB RESULTS. and the CAT SCAN.

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
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    You are a kick. Honestly
    You are a kick. Honestly where do you get this stuff. Laughing is always a good thing.
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
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    By far...
    ... of ALL your jokes - THIS one's my favorite! I guess it's the animal/pet lover in me! :-) And, of course, the perfect appropriateness of the punchline - especially for this group!

    LOVE you for it, J! (No, not hate... not possible...)

    Kind regards, Susan
  • mimivac
    mimivac Member Posts: 2,143 Member
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    Love it!
    Best joke evah!
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
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    I can see that. Did the Lab
    I can see that. Did the Lab sniff his breath? I'm just kidding.
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
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    ;-0
    Loved it, too funny~thanks for starting my day off with a giggle!
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
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    Thanks for the morning
    Thanks for the morning chuckle, that's a good one!
  • crazylady55
    crazylady55 Member Posts: 92
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    phoenixrising said:

    Thanks for the morning
    Thanks for the morning chuckle, that's a good one!

    thanks
    Thanks so much for the daily laughs.
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
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    That is funny! I am new to
    That is funny! I am new to this site, but, am loving it. The posts are funny, informative and very interesting.
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
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    too funny!
    Tash, keep us laughing!

    Photobucket

    =^..^=
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
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    Kylez said:

    That is funny! I am new to
    That is funny! I am new to this site, but, am loving it. The posts are funny, informative and very interesting.

    Warm welcome, Kylez!
    Though sorry for the reason you're here. If you'd like, you can start a thread/topic of discussion. Introduce yourself, and tell us a little about your own journey so far. You'd be welcomed by many, I'm sure.

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
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    Thanks for the welcome! I
    Thanks for the welcome! I appreciate it very much!
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646
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    Kylez said:

    That is funny! I am new to
    That is funny! I am new to this site, but, am loving it. The posts are funny, informative and very interesting.

    hello
    welcome kylez
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
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    Kylez said:

    Thanks for the welcome! I
    Thanks for the welcome! I appreciate it very much!

    This is just so funny!
    This is just so funny! Thanks for the laugh!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
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    Kylez said:

    That is funny! I am new to
    That is funny! I am new to this site, but, am loving it. The posts are funny, informative and very interesting.

    Welcome Kylez
    You are going to fit in here just fine.........You have a sense of humour that will surpass mine...... Huge Hugs to you (P.S. Sorry you had to find us, but glad you have)

    Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
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    Alexis F said:

    This is just so funny!
    This is just so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

    Alexis
    Are you new too? If so welcome and thanks for the reply., Hugs Jxxxxxxxxx
  • dyaneb123
    dyaneb123 Member Posts: 950
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    Ha!Good one!

    Ha!Good one!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
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    tasha_111 said:

    Welcome Kylez
    You are going to fit in here just fine.........You have a sense of humour that will surpass mine...... Huge Hugs to you (P.S. Sorry you had to find us, but glad you have)

    Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Thank you so much Tasha and
    Thank you so much Tasha and Ladybug. I wish I wasn't here either, but, you are all so nice and I am learning a lot. ( and laughing a lot lol )
  • bfbear
    bfbear Member Posts: 380
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    dyaneb123 said:

    Ha!Good one!

    Ha!Good one!

    HA!
    Tasha, that was GREAT! It's been a long day and I just got back to this board and read your joke. It made me lol! I've got a survivor friend with a black lab who will LOVE this joke, too.
    Thank you!
    Debi
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
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    bfbear said:

    HA!
    Tasha, that was GREAT! It's been a long day and I just got back to this board and read your joke. It made me lol! I've got a survivor friend with a black lab who will LOVE this joke, too.
    Thank you!
    Debi

    That is way too funny Tasha!
    That is way too funny Tasha! Keep em coming! lol

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