Todays' Joke

I saw this very old lady sitting on the front stoop of her cottage, smoking a cigar, so I asked her what was the secret of her long life and good health.
She said " Well, I smoke 10 cigars a day, at night I have a joint, I drink 2 bottles of Jack Daniels a week and only eat junk food. At weekends I smoke and drink twice that amount and take no excersize at all"

I was amazed, and asked if she'd mind telling me how old she was.... She replied......................

"Thirty four"