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Giggle from the colorectal board!

KathiM's picture
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I am a strong poster in the colorectal board, a recent survivor of both rectal and breast cancer. I thought you all might enjoy this giggle!

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Considering many of us have had our 'lawns mowed'....this REALLY tickled me!!!!

Hugs, Kathi

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Joined: Apr 2003

Hey Kathi,
How are you doing? I had a very nice laugh with this. Your good humor is always very welcome.
God Bless,

Cindy54's picture
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Joined: Aug 2006

Thanks Kathi, you made me smile today. Cindy

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