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tkd3g
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Well, it is 67 degrees here in the North East and my mind starts to dream of opening that new pool.
OK Speedo Boy, start brushing up on those sit ups. I want buff bods pool side.

Do they make Hemp bikini's, Emily?

I apologize to those who were very happy to see this thread disappear a while back. I think a little innocent day dreaming is good for the soul.

Barb ( whose belly scar will not see the light of day this summer) UGH!!

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StacyGleaso
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Hey Barb!

Funny coincidence, this message of yours...appears our local hero, SpeedoBoy will be doing a SPREAD in an upcoming calendar...I figured I'd blow his horn for him JUST THIS ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I cannot stop laughing....

Stacy

P.S. As soon as SpongeBob chimes in, this will all make sense...well, maybe it will!

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Here's some interesting facts to keep you all smiling Barb! We all know about the widely distributed brand of men's underwear called Speedo's. Of course there are all different brands, types to suit tha macho male.lol! Such utterances as Rio, Bonds, Jockey etc. ad-nauseum. In the states you call 'em shorts I think?
Here in OZ we call them jockey straps, jocks, dacks, or in the case of the ever present revealing G-string they are called "thongs" here.
An interesting piece of trivia is that the Jockey name was the first men's underwear to be mass produced worldwide.
Personally, and hopefully without offending our dear friends here I would like to state unequivically that the kanga has a pet aversion to wearing a G-string(kangathong) unless riding long distances on my motorbike in which case the thong is quite comfortable. However, having said that I have formed the conclusion, although Jen does not agree, that said G-string to me is a total pain in the a.....e!
In my case to diplay my "rear end" at a pool party would likely put all in attendance of the opposite sex well n truly off their lunch! On the other hand kanga , while in company of his lovely wife, Jen at such a gathering would do well to keep his eyes off the aforementioned female gender for fear of imediate devorce proceedings!!! he! he!
"such is life" as Ned Kelly would say.

btw-Ned Kelly was a historical bushranger figure here-----he was hanged for robbery!
cheers, kanga

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kangatoo
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I suspect that Sponger would have no problem with attending pool parties, beach parties etc. etc. sporting a new range of underwear or bathing attire.
You are able to do this Bob ----'cos yu ain't got Jen looking over your shoulder!!!!!lol!

tkd3g
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I want a copy of that calendar!!

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OH MY BARB,

I was so hoping you would bring up this topic again this spring. The one last summer remains close to my heart and laugh button to this very day.

SB, I totally agree with Stacy and you had better fess up about you future stud muffin stardom or we will.

Now Kanga honey, that photo you sent me, you know the one......I thought you didn't have anything on under that long t-shirt and now you tell me you had on a thong. You tease you. And Jen even took the picture. You 2 are something.

Thank you Barb for bringing out some of our worst sides....heh heh.....

Lisa P.

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LISA!!!!!!!!!!

I can BARELY (pun intended) stop laughing long enough to type!!!!!!!!!! What were the chances that THIS topic would be brought up on the same day as SB's news?!?!? And I don't think Kanga was wearing ANYTHING in that pic...I blew it up as large as I could to peek! lol...

This has made my day!

Stacy

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It is 11.15 am here now and Jen and I are in the computor romm "chilling out" as we have had 3 very busy days. For tha gals info kanga is sitting here in his "kangathongs" while he reads the posts to Jen....yes, she does get me to read them to her.
Lisa--ah bin known to tease--lol!
Stacy---did yu really blow it up???...and did I miss something?(I bin awol again)...what was SB's news????
Barb---geeez gal....now yu gorn done open a can 'o worms!!lol!
luv yas, Ross n Jen

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Hi Kanga!

Well, I'll go ahead and spill it...as our buddy SpongeBob may be a little shy...

Appears he is going to be on a calendar that usually features WOMEN who survived Colon Cancer. I'm sure he'll make it a great month. I was hoping he would have stopped in here by now to spread the good news! Now, Ross...about that picture!!!!!!!!!! I just LOVE the way Jen sent it to us...first the "innocent" one of you making a nice healthy salad...THEN...the uncensored one! It was great! Made me linger in the produce aisle at the grocery store just a little longer since I kept thinking of that picture!

Take care, and tell Jen "hi"

Stacy

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Ha ha!!!-Stacy--we all need to chill sometimes and we hope that thru all this crap we can all spare just a moment to snile.
STOP PRESS..... knowing you guys n gals are still here "as we type" DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
Look to your emails in the next 15 minutes for "thong" updates!lol!!

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Stacy,

I don't think it happened by chance. I think it was more of the "brilliant minds think alike" kind of thing. Now speaking of brilliant minds, where is Sponger????? I heard from a birdy in my yard today that he has been having trouble posting here lately. Bet he doesn't now.

Nanuk, where are you too honey? You were in on this last year too.

And Em, where are you????? It's April but I haven't watched the weather channel much lately to see if you are out sledding or not.

Lisa P.

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Ok all, the photos are on the way. A new way to look at things in "kangathong and Speedoboy " perspective.
Now for any of you that think you are being left out--don't. If you would like to see kanga in all his glory(yes, it is clean) mail me with an email address thru the personal emails here on CSN.
For those recovering with wounds from recent surgery kanga suggests you might like to wait until healing is almost complete.

Lisa. I just sent Sponger an email to the ship. Awaiting his reply.
Truth be known he is probably drinking strawberry smoothies on a beach in the Bahamas!

tkd3g
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Pictures? I didn't get any pictures? Come on guys, give a little.

JKendall
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Okay, where is Speedo Boy anyway? The Hooter's girls can't be keepin' him that busy...or can they??? Or is it Jennifer this week?

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HAHAHAHA!!!! I needed to read this,especially today. Don't know if I was in on this last year or not. Probably in hospital. Don't leave me out this year, you hear. I loved the uncensored pic Kanga and Jen. Never thought about blowing it up to take a closer look. Ohhhhh la la!!! hehehe Morphine must be kicking in big time. Bout time too. I'm ready for some fun. Keep the posts coming. Makes me wanta go good frisky with Danny. He'd probably love it too. bout time for that too. Love you guys!!! You're the best!
Love, Judy(grandma047)

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Yup--too right Judy. I think Danny will bust a gut laughing.
I am mailing the pics as we type babe-look to your mail in about 5 minutes.

tkd3g
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Gees, leave it to me to start a thread like this then go awol for a couple of hours. I'm missing all the fun.

Sponge: where are you?
Stacy: that is pretty cool that I picked today to start this up again. Must be that "C" bond.
Lisa: you asked for it....you got it.
Kanga: I want pictures!!
Jen: You have one crazy guy, there.
Grandma: You go girl friend!!!

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Kanga- What can I say?" "blush, blush" Those pics cracked me and Danny up. Like I said in my email to you, he'd never do anything that funny on the internet. Wait just a sec, no saying you're funny looking or anything. Don't get me wrong. LOL. You and Jen look lovely together. I love you both. You don't know how this lifted my spirits this evening. Love you all. Keep the pics coming. hehehehe
Love, Judy(grandma047)

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I have just ridden 100 miles with Jen to see our son so am using a friends puta. It is now 9.40pm.
Barb! I need your email addy....can you send me via personal messages(see kangatoo webpage).for me to email you the photos.
Unless someone else here I email to has your addy and can forward them on?(Judy, Lisa Rose, Scouty, Emily, Stacy, Kerry?????)
I will not be back home 'til tomorrow night Barb so cannot access the pics on this computor.
Judy,tell Danny I can always see the lighter side of things if only to make someone smile.isn't that supposed to be good medicine?

Hey guys.....especially Stacy....I just got an email from Baby Lisa telling me to remove tha t-shirt! Jen is still laughing!If I was gunna do that there would be a viewing fee to go towards kanga's Vegas Palooza fund.....LOL!
Sponger.support needed here before this thread dissapears off tha page!

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To Jose.I fully apologise for this all getting outa hand mate..........It's not my fault!
Tha gals made me do it!

(Sponger is awol but also should take some blame!)

JKendall
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Kanga...put me on your pic list...jjwbken@swbell.net The pics are for Jerri, not me. Jimmy

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2bhealed
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I'm here I'm here!!

I am just fanning myself since it is getting SOOOO hot around here!! Holy Toledo Bat Man.

Men in thongs Men in Speedos,
Men barely covering up their Torpedos
Dongs in thongs and Torpedos in Speedos
Hemp bikinis and too many martinis
Sponge Bob Kanga Nanuk too
What's a married chick to do?

Barb, you better unplug the pool
Or Jose will not think we're cool
The room in here is filled with lust
Stacey, hon, it's Vegas or Bust
So kanga no more pics in a jock
All I can say is: SEMI-COLONS ROCK!!!

peace, emily who smoked her last bikini

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OK Thong Man, How much $$$$$$$$ do you want us girls to pay to get the full meal deal. We've seen the Happy Meal now we want the real thing........

Loose The Shirt!!!!! Should It Stay Or Should It Go........

Let's Vote Ladies ........

Baby Lisa

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I can not say much, I am laughing too hard. Em, your poem was wonderful. I just want to know if you inhaled when you smoked your last bikini.

Lisa Rose honey, I would prefer to let my imagination run wild, but that does not mean I will not look and enjoy a shirtless photo. I say we leave it up to Jen. It's her man anyway and how she choses to share him with us is up to her. She already allows for him to share so much of him with us and I don't want that to ever change.

WELL IF I HAD TO VOTE, I VOTE FOR SHIRTLESS!!!!!

I have no idea if this makes sense of not since I am still laughing out loud at Em's poem.

Nanuk and Sponger, where are you darlings???????

Lisa P. (who prefers to not smoke clothing and will leave it at that since I live in the state that produces more legal and illegal "tobacco" then any other I think).

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ANOTHER NIGHT OF NON-STOP LAUGHTER! If "laughter is the best medicine" we should all be clear of cancer within the hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STILL rolling on the floor!

Stacy

P.S. I loved the poem Emily! Just made my night!

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hey stace, sorry for the moron chip factor--I always seem to spell your name worng. I mean wrong!

peace, emiuly (gotta give up the bikinis....dang)

tkd3g
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Emily, love the poem. Hilarious. This is getting a little racey. Love it.

Hey, I drove by your house the other day and noticed a sweet, yet intoxicating smoke coming from the porch. Did you light up that bikini and not invite me!!

Torpedos. I can't stop laughing.

Barb ( who will never drain that pool!)

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Oh honey I always inhale! Suck it in!! You think I'm gonna let my big belly, scar and all, just hang out all over theplace? INHALE you bet!

Oh, oops......you meant.....? oh duh. Did I say I inhale? I never "inhaled". Did I say I smoked my bikini? I meant I am "smokin'" IN my bikini! haha. Does that mean I am in my bikini while I am smokin? Or does that mean I am one hottie in my bikini?

HA!

Really truly no one and I mean no one is gonna want to see me in my bikini. eeeew.

so lets go back to the subject of inhalation......

peace, emily who really wears a bodysuit to the beach for crying out loud

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So Em,

You trying to wiggle out of it now????? heh heh....lordy, y'all are making me laugh so hard, I am gonna bust out the seams on my stiched up belly.

Thank you,
Lisa P.

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nanuk
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I think sex is wonderful..even if it is all in my mind..

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2bhealed
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Actually isn't our mind the biggest sex organ there is?

Oh gosh....WHAT has gotten into me? It's ALL your fault bud for starting the whole colondar thang!! Not to mention BARB for bringing up the speedos around the pool thang.

I think I am going to go cool down in my hot tub now (in my string bikini cuz that is the only place anyone is gonna see me in it!!)....all this talk......swoon....someone fan me quick!

peace, emily who actually does have a tie-dye looking bikini! but you WON'T see that photo any time soon! :-)

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