Mar 17, 2005 - 8:45 pm
B'Gates, all ye lasses and laddies!
And happy Seent Pahtee's Dee to ye! Working my butt off here in Jacksonville doing three weeks of training. Being tested daily by the Navy to ensure we're "up to snuff" - now, I don't mean to brag or anything, but we're almost a week ahead of the training schedule and rolling into our "Final Battle Problem" (read as our final exam) tomorrow with a 99.1% average score for the ship. Tomorrow we take on the Red Forces Navy single-handedly. Will we save the world from the forces of evil? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
I just wanted to wish you all a happy and healthy St. Patrick's Day. I can't write Gaelic to save my life, but I know some important words like:
PS - Pamela, Jennifer, the Hooters Girls, the Bay Watch Babes, Paris Hilton, and Chyna all say "Hi". They'd type a message to all of you themselves, but they're a little bit "tired" at the moment.
(Jeez... this guy really is full of himself isn't he?)