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spongebob
Posts: 2600
Joined: Apr 2003

Did anyone else notice?

The colon cancer banner on the front page came down a day EARLY! The colon cancer awareness month banner fell before April 1st. Jose jipped us out of a day.

Jose, I feel compelled to warn you about the dangers of dissing a bunch of chronic flatulaters. We may just send you a Flatu-Gram to your office in Texas...

What do you think Semi-Colons?

Do we rise up and send him some "rolling thunder"?

- SpongeBob

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aspaysia
Posts: 257
Joined: Nov 2003

Are you still tied up to the dock? When are you going to cast off and start defending the country from evildewers? Stop wasting the taxpayers' money dreaming up revenge scenarios on the CSN folks.
By the way, Mr. Spellcheck, it's gyp as in gypsy--not jip.
And fart jokes? Grow up!
Aspaysia, who can toot her own horn with the best of them.

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spongebob
Posts: 2600
Joined: Apr 2003

OUCH!

Yes, I'm still pierside - I could tell you when I'm leaving, but then I'd have to kill you... Probably best you just enjoy my witty repartee whilst you can!

Oh, BTW, I know how to spell "jip", I was just being politically correct - we must be sensitive to how colloquialisms may make others feel, mustn't we? And if I misspell something here, it's because it's just 5 AM and my brain and eyes aren't working too well.

Well, must secure the banter and go give the taxpayers their daily ration.

Best regards, Assp [sic]!

Yer bu-Dee

- SB

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bryancarson
Posts: 47
Joined: Jan 2004

Speaking of spellcheck, you might want to look up eveil doers. It's two words AND it's not dew, like mountain dew, its DO. Get your ducks in a row before you try to put the smack down on Sponge Bob.

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aspaysia
Posts: 257
Joined: Nov 2003

Brian, I perpusly rote dew as in mountin coz we all know dat SpongeBob be redneck. And he pbobly spikes it with skoch. So what dew eveil spell? What about i afore e? Anyways down heah in Dixie we all say ebbaduh. One werd. Line up them ducks and lemme get some tergitt practiss. They sounds lak good eaten. Sum sweetater biskits an mix greens an mountindo. Durn now imaspellin funny.
Spaysha gonna smak yall sassy yunguns upside yo haid.

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spongebob
Posts: 2600
Joined: Apr 2003

Thanks, Bryan!

We oughta form a Spelling Tag team life they do on the WWE! We'd put the smack-down on anyone... YEAH!

- Sign me as "The Underachiever"

pattieb
Posts: 176
Joined: Mar 2003

No I didn't notice hahaha but I agree with you.
Greentinkerbell(Pattie) lol

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kerry
Posts: 1317
Joined: Jan 2003

Yep, I noticed we were slighted of our rightful day!! I've been confused about what day it is ever since!!

What a great way to start a day - you are all such a joy. I'll be smiling all day now. Thanks for the laughs.

Kerry

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StacyGleaso
Posts: 1246
Joined: Mar 2003

I don't know...I cannot jump on the "Bash Jose" bandwagon. His proverbial plate is always overflowing trying to put out fires and ignite a few new ones. So give the guy the credit he is rightfully owed!

Plus...did you happen to remember that the colon cancer banner started one day earlier, as in February 29th, instead of waiting until March 1st? So you got your extra day on the front end instead of in the rear...interpret as you deem necessary...

Stacy

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spongebob
Posts: 2600
Joined: Apr 2003

Of course I didn't notice that - if I had, I wouldn't have been able to give him a heard time about taking us off line a day early - and as you know, Stacy, it's all about what I want!

I'm not really dissin' on Jose, he rules, I've just gotta keep the conversation light and give him a hard time. I was disappointed, however, that he didn't give me any back!

- ContraversialBob

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greta
Posts: 239
Joined: Jun 2000

Let me add my thanks as well. It was a terrific show. Hope you had fun, too. Best, Greta

spongebob's picture
spongebob
Posts: 2600
Joined: Apr 2003

Stacy... Stacy... Stacy...

You're such a suck-up!

Seriously, though, thanks to you, Jose, for asking us to do the show - it's all your doing, amigo!

(and by the way... how did you hear about those outfits? Everyone at the Rocky Horror Picture Show was sworn to STRICT secrecy!) I swear I had blisters for a week!

- Dr. Frank-FurterBob

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