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Inner Peace
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Mar 01, 2004 - 1:42 am
The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started. So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.... Before leaving the house this morning I finished: 1. A bottle of red wine. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel... Aspaysia who will have sugar blues tomorrow. |
Joined: Feb 2004
Now yu gorn n done it Aspaysia!
After reading your post I now have====
A hernia from my wound-courtesy of rollin on tha floor!
Severe adhesions courtesy of the ball I rolled myself into to alleviate the constant laughing/assoc. pain!
Indigestion/reflux caused by inhaling some of my coffee--which by the way Jen was so kind to make for me n yu made me slobber it!(yu owe me a coffeee--lol)
Severe conjunctivitis re; crying so long, and blocked tear ducts.
The need for a keyboard extension cord if yu keep osting like this. ie; YOUR fault I ripped the old cord out of its socket trying to dash to the bathroom --crying/laughing brought an onset of exreme "runs"--just when I thought I got passed that!(btw--a new pair of undies required--never made the loo in time!)
Scared the hell outa tha cat when I fell on the floor after reading your post--now my dearest friend won't come near me!(AND-am thinking of litigating against you for CAUSING UNTOLD DAMAGE TO MY SELF ESTEEM---my mate happened to be here when I crapped myself--how embarassing)
I never did get to seriously ponder MY thoughts on what I can finish before leaving the house tomorrow norning.Thats because my chemo brain is so messed up now because of you I have forgotten every single thing JEN asked me to do tomorrow AND i am now having to clean up this mess yu have caused for me!
I will remain your friend Aspaysia simply because I fear if I don't my "inner peace" will completely fall apart knowing there is a lady out there who desperately needs some serious support--if not moral--then certainly mental--he he
still sendin hugs kanga n Jen
ps---I am a sweet tooth too--so heres sugar to yah "sugar"
Joined: Dec 2001
My kids are beginning to wonder what is so friggin funny all the time........
Like I said...reading ASPAYSIA and then Kanga's reply is better than a 2 hour Pilates workout on my gut. There fore I can use that time to seek my inner peace or pull off all the dust bunnies I picked up while rolling on my wood floor.....
hahahahahohohohohhehehehehehe
peace? emily who would go comatose if I followed ASPAYSIA'S recipe on all that sugar! HA!
Joined: Nov 2003
OK Kanga, either I am still hallucinating from swallowing that worm at the bottom of the Tequila bottle or you really are funnier than Spongebob. I was only holding his coat until he returned but anything could happen out at sea. Stove by a whale, cast adrift, eaten by cannibals. I shudder to think of the perils that await him.
Some of your posts used to get lost in translation but the more familiar I get with the vernacular the more hilarious you become. This last one was a masterpeice. I bow to no one but I tip my hat to you.
Since Emily thinks we make such a good team perhaps we should take our act on the road. Join the USO. Entertain the troops. Oh, look, there's that navy guy...what's his name...Bob who?
Joined: Nov 2003
I think the way to achieve inner peace is to avoid anything with chillis in it.
Joined: Mar 2003
I'm not quite rolling on the floor yet but you have put a big smile on my face, which I needed this morning. hahahaha Hey Kanga your reply is also helping.
Keep it up
Love ya
Pattie
Joined: Feb 2004
Hi guys--ok--for fear of bein ridiculed for not replying to each of you I gotta do tha right thing n give each of you an answer.Seems only right!
Emily-if laughing "is the best medicine" then you better get the kids reading these posts 'cos I reckon it may be a new cure to ward off the big c.
What the hell is Pilates?--is that a new way of rollin on tha floor?Over here we call that "workin up a sweat"--not that I participate, yu understand--Tessie(my cat) only growls when I crawl down to that level!If yu keep rollin on your wood floor then am certain yu will get splinters and add to your woes.If yu go comatose on sugar Emily , it is a tad far for me to administer "mouse to mouse"
K--whoes next?-mmmm---
Aspaysia--now I wasn't trying to steal ythe limelight from Spongebob---far from it--but yu gotta admit while he's away someones gotta keep yu guys active--some-ones gotta put a smile on yer dial--if I can't do it then yu all better put in a for a loan to hire Billy Connely or sompin.
(although metinks billy might be a bit rough for yu guys--he he)
"Venacular"---huh?--is she a good lookin bird?---I can't even spell the word!If yu are havin trouble with my "eeenngggglish" then I should warn yu that OZ is not the place to learn "proper pronunciation"--we are the land of slang--even "he who is on high" has trouble understanding me when I talk to him!
Yes , we could team up Aspaysia--however contrary to your thoughts on entertaining tha troops--leave that to Bob--metinks we would do well to stick to entertaining the local pre-school kids-at least that way if we don't get a laugh we wouldn't be dodging bullets--he he.
next?
Sheepy--I hate chillis!--my backside burns just passing the remnants of 5FU--why would I want to excacerbate my already swollen rear orifice??????
next?
mmmmm--Pattie--last but still on the list.
Luv yah too--just don't get too personal for fear Jen might just read these posts!
She has this thing about me talkin ta strange women--not that she gets angry--far from it--just has a habit of clippin me around the earhole to keep me in line--lol
Your quote--"keep it up?"--not sure what yu mean but hopefully yu was referrin to keep the humour flowing!
Well--there is a time n a place for everything and this thread seemed like a good place to roll it on--YU CAN BLAME ASPAYSIA FOR THAT!
(she who has an uncanny ability to see the brighter side of life)
seriously guys--luv yu all--if we can't have a chuckle once in a while then I fear all is lost.
huggies , kanga n Jen "she who is ALWAYS obeyed--lol"
Joined: Dec 2003