Feb 20, 2004 - 12:05 am
I slipped on some dog slobber in the kitchen tonight and fell on my well padded ass (the doctor had the nerve to tell me I was getting fat} It was a slow motion dive to the floor but it knocked the pee right out of me. After thirty sesconds of sympathy everybody started laughing. Even the dogs. I picked myself up with no help from the peanut gallery and laughter followed me to my room where I changed my drawers. Spent the rest of the night in front of the TV felling sorry for myself. Well, it's better to watch ER than to be there.
Asspaysia, who has no tailbone to break her fall.