Jan 04, 2004 - 6:59 pm
Balls o' fahr! Any o' you cowpokes heard hide er hair from andreae since she took off fer the wahld west? Ya don't s'pose she gawt ab-duck-ted bah some six-shooter totin' varmint now do ye? Maybe she met up with some comancheros... er worse yet... some city-slickers! Laaaaand o' Lashus, that 'ud be a dern shame. Ifn any o' you tenderfoots get chee her scent, send me up a smoke signal - ya hear?
For those of you who don't speak "cowboy", permit me to translate and illucidate:
Golly. Has anyone had communication with andreae since she departed on her Montana vacation? I do certainly hope no ill has befallen her. That would be most unfortunate. Should anyone discourse with her, please inform us posthaste. - Does that connect with your auditory synapses?
Yee-Haw (Colts rule, Broncos drool)