Who else gets 'death support responses'?

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  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    Pam M said:

    Video Game, Too
    Wow - can't find our computer game "Meaning of Life". I want to play it now - haven't for years - probably long gone. Night, Brian.

    Meaning of life game??
    Meaning of life game?? That's a new one on me. I bought My step bro the knight doll with the detachable limbs too. I also got him a vomiting Mr. Kreasote doll too. Gross.
  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    Pam M said:

    Video Game, Too
    Wow - can't find our computer game "Meaning of Life". I want to play it now - haven't for years - probably long gone. Night, Brian.

    Meaning of life game??
    Meaning of life game?? That's a new one on me. I bought My step bro the knight doll with the detachable limbs too. I also got him a vomiting Mr. Kreasote doll too. Gross.
  • JUDYV5
    JUDYV5 Member Posts: 392
    Some people
    I just had a women come up to my desk and describe all the horrible things that her friend with throat cancer had to endure. (Like I haven't been there done that). I just asked her if her friend survived. She told me yes. I told her that I guess it was worth it then.
  • Greg53
    Greg53 Member Posts: 849
    JUDYV5 said:

    Some people
    I just had a women come up to my desk and describe all the horrible things that her friend with throat cancer had to endure. (Like I haven't been there done that). I just asked her if her friend survived. She told me yes. I told her that I guess it was worth it then.

    How True!
    Funny post fuzzydoug!

    I agree with the 4 you had and also the "cancer eyes" by Deb. And the wisecrack is by far the one I like the best. When I told a good buddy who is a survivor about me when I first found out (in probably too somber of a tone) he said "Shut up, quit feeling sorry for yourself. Grab your fishing rod, let's go do something important". Exactly what I needed.

    The one that drives me kinda nuts is the ones who absolutely refuse to talk about it, ask about it or even acknowledge it. I don't need the attention, but a couple of these are really close friends. I don't know if they afraid of it or if they think by ignoring it, I actually won't have it. But I don't have time to coddle them so they are the ones I usually skip on seeing if I have a choice.

    Best to everyone!
    Greg

    PS - Gotta go as there's a penguin on my telly. Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and work all day, On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones and tea, I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I love to press wildflowers, I put on wome......

    I better stop there, someone might think I actually do that (now I'll be singing that song all night long)
  • Pam M
    Pam M Member Posts: 2,196
    Skiffin16 said:

    What to say...
    We are now the "survivors" who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

    I'm Laughing Out Loud
    with no other hoomans in the room. thx
  • Pam M
    Pam M Member Posts: 2,196
    Greg53 said:

    How True!
    Funny post fuzzydoug!

    I agree with the 4 you had and also the "cancer eyes" by Deb. And the wisecrack is by far the one I like the best. When I told a good buddy who is a survivor about me when I first found out (in probably too somber of a tone) he said "Shut up, quit feeling sorry for yourself. Grab your fishing rod, let's go do something important". Exactly what I needed.

    The one that drives me kinda nuts is the ones who absolutely refuse to talk about it, ask about it or even acknowledge it. I don't need the attention, but a couple of these are really close friends. I don't know if they afraid of it or if they think by ignoring it, I actually won't have it. But I don't have time to coddle them so they are the ones I usually skip on seeing if I have a choice.

    Best to everyone!
    Greg

    PS - Gotta go as there's a penguin on my telly. Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and work all day, On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones and tea, I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I love to press wildflowers, I put on wome......

    I better stop there, someone might think I actually do that (now I'll be singing that song all night long)

    bwah
    Now I've got the song in my head, too
  • team stevens
    team stevens Member Posts: 46
    BonnyKay said:

    The Things You Hear ...
    Omigosh I'm on board with number four ... I'm speechless at the stories I've heard. People start out telling me a story ... and I think it's going somewhere positive ... and then suddenly the story goes, "... and then he died." I find myself shaking my head going, "Really? Really?"

    It's mind boggling ... I would never say these things to someone whose husband has cancer ... what are they thinking?

    Wow
    They can't be thinking before they speak. That erks me when they do that. My prayer partner came up to me in the post office in front of people & started telling me how her brother had thyroid cancer & didn't make it, then her cousin & now her husband's had come back. then she looked me up & down & said "good luck with your's" I mean, my prayer partner? don't pray for me or my husband with that attitude!

    Kimberly
  • D Lewis
    D Lewis Member Posts: 1,581 Member

    "I'm not dead yet!"
    "Oh my God..that's how his uncle went, too." TOO?!!!!!!!

    RELATIVE: Here's one, nine pence.
    OLD MAN: I'm not dead!
    CART PUSHER: What?
    RELATIVE: Nothing, here's your nine pence.
    OLD MAN: I'm not dead!
    CART PUSHER: Here, he says he's not dead!
    RELATIVE: Yes, he is.
    OLD MAN: I'm not!
    CART PUSHER: He isn't.
    RELATIVE: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    OLD MAN: I'm getting better!
    RELATIVE: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
    CART PUSHER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It’s against regulations.
    OLD MAN: I don't want to go in the cart!
    RELATIVE: Oh don't be such a baby.
    CART PUSHER: I can't take him.
    OLD MAN: I feel fine!
    RELATIVE: Oh, do us a favor.
    CART PUSHER: I can't.
    RELATIVE: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    CART PUSHER: Naaah. I got to go on to Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
    RELATIVE: Well, when is your next round?
    CART PUSHER: Thursday.
    OLD MAN: I think I'll go for a walk.
    RELATIVE: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
    OLD MAN: I feel happy! I feel happy!

    WHAM!!

    RELATIVE: Ah, thanks very much.
    CART PUSHER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    RELATIVE: Right.


    Ah the things our "loved ones" say to us! :-D

    Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
    One of my most favorite scenes in one of my most favorite movies. How appropriate! Or, inappropriate, as the case may be...

    That lightened my day.

    Deb
  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    Pam M said:

    bwah
    Now I've got the song in my head, too

    I had the Lumberjack song as
    I had the Lumberjack song as the ring tone on my old phone. Lol.

    I also love the dead parrot sketch and the halibut sketch. What was it's name?
  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member

    I had the Lumberjack song as
    I had the Lumberjack song as the ring tone on my old phone. Lol.

    I also love the dead parrot sketch and the halibut sketch. What was it's name?

    Halibut
    Praline He is an halibut.
    Man You've got a pet halibut?
    Praline Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

    JG
  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    Skiffin16 said:

    Halibut
    Praline He is an halibut.
    Man You've got a pet halibut?
    Praline Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.

    JG

    Hmmm
    That doesn't sound right to me. No wait! It was Eric!! Picked him out of a school of thousands didn't like the others they were all to flat. That triggered the noggin. Thanks!
  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member

    Hmmm
    That doesn't sound right to me. No wait! It was Eric!! Picked him out of a school of thousands didn't like the others they were all to flat. That triggered the noggin. Thanks!

    More
    Praline Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
    Man You must be a loony.
    Praline I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
    Man All right, all right, all right. You want a licence.
    Praline Yes.
    Man For a fish.
    Praline Yes.
    Man You are a loony.
    Praline Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and I've got a license for me pet cat Eric...
    Man You don't need a license for a cat.
    Praline I bleeding well do and I got one. Ho, ho, you're not catching me out there.
    Man There's no such thing as a bloody cat license.
    Praline Yes there is!
    Man No there isn't!
  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    Skiffin16 said:

    More
    Praline Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
    Man You must be a loony.
    Praline I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
    Man All right, all right, all right. You want a licence.
    Praline Yes.
    Man For a fish.
    Praline Yes.
    Man You are a loony.
    Praline Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and I've got a license for me pet cat Eric...
    Man You don't need a license for a cat.
    Praline I bleeding well do and I got one. Ho, ho, you're not catching me out there.
    Man There's no such thing as a bloody cat license.
    Praline Yes there is!
    Man No there isn't!

    I hope you guys are happy....
    ....I decided that for my birthday I am finally breaking down and buying the whole lot of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD. I've wanted it for years, so I'm gettin it!
  • Pam M
    Pam M Member Posts: 2,196

    I had the Lumberjack song as
    I had the Lumberjack song as the ring tone on my old phone. Lol.

    I also love the dead parrot sketch and the halibut sketch. What was it's name?

    Oh No!!
    Now, I've got "Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads Fish heads Fish heads eat them up Yum" in my head. It's doing me good.
  • Pam M
    Pam M Member Posts: 2,196

    I had the Lumberjack song as
    I had the Lumberjack song as the ring tone on my old phone. Lol.

    I also love the dead parrot sketch and the halibut sketch. What was it's name?

    Oh No!!
    Now, I've got "Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads Fish heads Fish heads eat them up Yum" in my head. It's doing me good.
  • Pam M
    Pam M Member Posts: 2,196

    I hope you guys are happy....
    ....I decided that for my birthday I am finally breaking down and buying the whole lot of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD. I've wanted it for years, so I'm gettin it!

    Yay
    I'm a firm believer that everyone should buy themselves a birthday pressie. Yours sounds good.
  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member

    I hope you guys are happy....
    ....I decided that for my birthday I am finally breaking down and buying the whole lot of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD. I've wanted it for years, so I'm gettin it!

    HeHe....
    Good for you...hours of laughter there....

    JG
  • Bigfuzzydoug
    Bigfuzzydoug Member Posts: 154
    It's OFFICIAL
    Ya'll have officially hijacked my thread and turned it into a Python-fest! As what happens to most every thread on the Internet after a MP reference is made.

    So no more turning me or my thread into a newt!



    ... I got better.

    ... And always look on the bright side of life.

    ... And we've come for your liver.
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  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228

    It's OFFICIAL
    Ya'll have officially hijacked my thread and turned it into a Python-fest! As what happens to most every thread on the Internet after a MP reference is made.

    So no more turning me or my thread into a newt!



    ... I got better.

    ... And always look on the bright side of life.

    ... And we've come for your liver.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The directors of the thread hired to
    continue the post after the other
    people had been sacked, wish it to
    be known that they have just been
    sacked.

    This post has been completed
    in an entirely different style at
    great expense and at the last
    minute.

    Heyyyy
    You started it!! :P
  • Pam M
    Pam M Member Posts: 2,196

    It's OFFICIAL
    Ya'll have officially hijacked my thread and turned it into a Python-fest! As what happens to most every thread on the Internet after a MP reference is made.

    So no more turning me or my thread into a newt!



    ... I got better.

    ... And always look on the bright side of life.

    ... And we've come for your liver.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The directors of the thread hired to
    continue the post after the other
    people had been sacked, wish it to
    be known that they have just been
    sacked.

    This post has been completed
    in an entirely different style at
    great expense and at the last
    minute.

    Hee
    Hooray for good sports