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  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    Moopy23 said:

    Job Opening
    I hear there is an opening for an assistant int he Daft Boob Club. My boobs are very daft, one is even made out of a sock (soob), and sometimes tissue (a toob?) Am still experimenting with pretty daft materials. Does that qualify me?

    Sincerely,

    Moopy

    p.s. Patty, I'm with Susan: what is that Dr. Seuss book?

    Moopy,
    Are you up for being my assistant? So be it then!
    And anyone who is missing or has ever had to miss part of their breasts because of this awful disease is a member(and 1percen(Mike),and Aortus if he would like-since he is a wonderful caregiver and friend- is an honorary member-so that pretty much makes all of us members!And I think by now Tasha pretty much deems us all Daft Sods,so there you go-we are the Daft Boob Club(or whatever we have decided to call ourselves(Cat)!!
    Still unsure what the name of that book is! Can any of you guys help?
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646

    Moopy,
    Are you up for being my assistant? So be it then!
    And anyone who is missing or has ever had to miss part of their breasts because of this awful disease is a member(and 1percen(Mike),and Aortus if he would like-since he is a wonderful caregiver and friend- is an honorary member-so that pretty much makes all of us members!And I think by now Tasha pretty much deems us all Daft Sods,so there you go-we are the Daft Boob Club(or whatever we have decided to call ourselves(Cat)!!
    Still unsure what the name of that book is! Can any of you guys help?

    i lost my boob for 2 days i
    i lost my boob for 2 days i didnt put in boob box now that s not good
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    tasha_111 said:

    Football
    Mine is a fluffy football from the dollar store. Works well for me, I just wrestled it from the dog and took a bit of the stuffing out.

    Poor Dog....Her loss is my gain! LOL

    Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Flubby Foob
    LMAO, Tasha!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    ladybug22 said:

    i lost my boob for 2 days i
    i lost my boob for 2 days i didnt put in boob box now that s not good

    Also LOL Ladybug
    No, not good. But good thing we didn't make you our Leader. It's fearless, not boobless. Sorry; maybe if you can hang on to your foob, you can succeed Patty.....

    Where did you find your wandering boob, by the way?
  • Aortus
    Aortus Member Posts: 967
    Moopy23 said:

    Flubby Foob
    LMAO, Tasha!

    I nominate Cat for Poetess Laureate
    I'm still laughing at her latest masterwork!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    cats_toy said:

    our motto
    Lopsided girls with our padded bra
    Give the boob the last hurrah
    Nipple looking round corners in the raw
    Disease handled so well, it leaves others in Awe
    Looking so good it should be against the law
    Lets all go out and celebrate like it’s Mardi gras


    =^..^=

    See What your Witty Poem Started, Cat?
    Out of your hilarious poem, a club is born.

    Your admiring friend,

    Moopy
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member

    Moopy,
    Are you up for being my assistant? So be it then!
    And anyone who is missing or has ever had to miss part of their breasts because of this awful disease is a member(and 1percen(Mike),and Aortus if he would like-since he is a wonderful caregiver and friend- is an honorary member-so that pretty much makes all of us members!And I think by now Tasha pretty much deems us all Daft Sods,so there you go-we are the Daft Boob Club(or whatever we have decided to call ourselves(Cat)!!
    Still unsure what the name of that book is! Can any of you guys help?

    The Sneetches
    Thank you, Esteemed and Fearless Leader of the Daft Boob Club. My first act as your assistant is to find the mysterious Dr. Seuss book. It is......The Sneetches!

    Allow me also to applaud your declaration of membership. You are a compassionate leader (as well as daft, of course).

    I will inform Aortus of his honorary membership. He will recognize the honor it is.

    Your humble friend and assistant,

    Moopy
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    Moopy23 said:

    The Sneetches
    Thank you, Esteemed and Fearless Leader of the Daft Boob Club. My first act as your assistant is to find the mysterious Dr. Seuss book. It is......The Sneetches!

    Allow me also to applaud your declaration of membership. You are a compassionate leader (as well as daft, of course).

    I will inform Aortus of his honorary membership. He will recognize the honor it is.

    Your humble friend and assistant,

    Moopy

    Moopy,
    Not only are you a kindhearted friend(and now,assistant),but you are brilliant as well! The Sneetches-thank you!!
    Thank you for accepting the position as assistant! You will probably more often then not have to be the brains of this outfit-as you can see!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    tasha_111 said:

    Football
    Mine is a fluffy football from the dollar store. Works well for me, I just wrestled it from the dog and took a bit of the stuffing out.

    Poor Dog....Her loss is my gain! LOL

    Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Are you
    serious,Tasha?! I see that you and Aortus both have the creative genes!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    Aortus said:

    I nominate Cat for Poetess Laureate
    I'm still laughing at her latest masterwork!

    So be
    it,Aortus! Cat,do you accept?!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member

    Moopy,
    Not only are you a kindhearted friend(and now,assistant),but you are brilliant as well! The Sneetches-thank you!!
    Thank you for accepting the position as assistant! You will probably more often then not have to be the brains of this outfit-as you can see!

    Soob, toob, fluffy foobs...
    Please read the subject, again. Maybe say it out loud. Could be straight out of a Seuss book, yes?

    Dearest Moopster - sincere and heartfelt congratulations for your new position as: Assistant, The Daft Boobs Club. If I can be of any help to you, provide any advice, or share knowledge gained from experience (wink, wink) - please, do not hesitate to let me know.

    Patty - You could not have possibly chosen better. I commend your wisdom.

    I'll end with my own proud proclamation as a member of The Daft Boobs Club. I guess that's it - I'm in!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565

    Soob, toob, fluffy foobs...
    Please read the subject, again. Maybe say it out loud. Could be straight out of a Seuss book, yes?

    Dearest Moopster - sincere and heartfelt congratulations for your new position as: Assistant, The Daft Boobs Club. If I can be of any help to you, provide any advice, or share knowledge gained from experience (wink, wink) - please, do not hesitate to let me know.

    Patty - You could not have possibly chosen better. I commend your wisdom.

    I'll end with my own proud proclamation as a member of The Daft Boobs Club. I guess that's it - I'm in!

    Kind regards, Susan

    Susan,
    Welcome to the club! We are happy and proud to have you!!
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    Aortus said:

    I nominate Cat for Poetess Laureate
    I'm still laughing at her latest masterwork!

    wow
    I am honored and speechless... he he
    thanks . I accept with grace and dignity as the post implies

    =^..^=
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    cats_toy said:

    wow
    I am honored and speechless... he he
    thanks . I accept with grace and dignity as the post implies

    =^..^=

    Welcome,
    Cat! Glad and priviliged to have you on board!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member

    I dunno, Patty, not sure...
    Cat nominated you as Esteemed Leader. Not sure where J would fit in, then. Unless she decides to appoint herself Supremely Esteemed Leader, or something like that. (And who amongst us would dare argue with her, ever? Certainly not me!)

    I have no authority to speak for J - she speaks for herself, and I must listen.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: I have absolutely no idea which Seuss book you're describing...

    Patty - Correction to earlier post...
    Note: MOOPINATOR, your highly valuable Assistant, nominated you. So, you owe her - big time! - for your new found fame.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S. to Moopinator: Sincere apologies for my error. :-)
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    Aortus said:

    I nominate Cat for Poetess Laureate
    I'm still laughing at her latest masterwork!

    To Aortus...
    You are brilliant for the nomination of Cat as Poetess Laureate.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S. to Cat: Glad you accepted! :-)
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867

    To Aortus...
    You are brilliant for the nomination of Cat as Poetess Laureate.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S. to Cat: Glad you accepted! :-)

    I totally agree with you
    I totally agree with you Susan!
  • SonSon
    SonSon Member Posts: 174
    tasha_111 said:

    AND
    I bought myself 4 new sleeveless skimpy tops in Turquoise! And some earrings to match!

    Number One Son has adorned my ankle with a chinese stick on tattoo, which looks very realistic. I don't know, Nearly 50 and wearing Dollar Store stick-ons? Oh well, as president of the daft sod club, I suppose I can get away with it for now.


    Also, I appear to have joined another Club. Until yesterday I was unaware that I was a member......The Jeep Club, I was out yesterday and every other 'Bumble type' Jeep driver waved to me, so I waved back...It's hysterical! I LOVE IT!

    Claudia, the turquoise tops are Excellent for sunbathing in! LOL

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Daft Sod Club???
    What is daft sod club? Is that a nickname for something else???
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646
    Moopy23 said:

    Also LOL Ladybug
    No, not good. But good thing we didn't make you our Leader. It's fearless, not boobless. Sorry; maybe if you can hang on to your foob, you can succeed Patty.....

    Where did you find your wandering boob, by the way?

    wish i could remenber
    chemo brain i dont remenber lol
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565

    Patty - Correction to earlier post...
    Note: MOOPINATOR, your highly valuable Assistant, nominated you. So, you owe her - big time! - for your new found fame.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S. to Moopinator: Sincere apologies for my error. :-)

    Hey,I
    forgot about that! Susan,thanks for reminding me!
    Moops,what could I ever do to thank you for your nomination of me? You just name it!