No More Cyclops!

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  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    cats_toy said:

    our motto
    Lopsided girls with our padded bra
    Give the boob the last hurrah
    Nipple looking round corners in the raw
    Disease handled so well, it leaves others in Awe
    Looking so good it should be against the law
    Lets all go out and celebrate like it’s Mardi gras


    =^..^=

    our motto
    Cat - you are a talented poetess! Am so impressed!

    For all of posterity, and so it doesn't fade away on the board...

    I suggest you post your "our motto" poem on your own "expressions" section. Or, the "blog" section.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: As the Official Secretary of both The Daft Sod Club and The Pets of Daft Sods Club - honestly, I can't handle yet another club. Am simply exhausted by my current duties. So, I'm sorry - if you go forward with a new club... Please don't look to me for assistance. J is a hard-driving, whip snapping boss.
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member

    our motto
    Cat - you are a talented poetess! Am so impressed!

    For all of posterity, and so it doesn't fade away on the board...

    I suggest you post your "our motto" poem on your own "expressions" section. Or, the "blog" section.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: As the Official Secretary of both The Daft Sod Club and The Pets of Daft Sods Club - honestly, I can't handle yet another club. Am simply exhausted by my current duties. So, I'm sorry - if you go forward with a new club... Please don't look to me for assistance. J is a hard-driving, whip snapping boss.

    thanks Susan
    I know you told me to post my other poem too, and I did, so I will make this one permanent on my expressions page too.
    but, I am very disappointed, I thought you would be the perfect person to gather us all up and keep the minutes of the lopsided boob club.

    haha

    =^..^=
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    cats_toy said:

    thanks Susan
    I know you told me to post my other poem too, and I did, so I will make this one permanent on my expressions page too.
    but, I am very disappointed, I thought you would be the perfect person to gather us all up and keep the minutes of the lopsided boob club.

    haha

    =^..^=

    Leadership
    is definately not my strength,but since I brought it up-I will accept if I am nominated!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    tasha_111 said:

    AND
    I bought myself 4 new sleeveless skimpy tops in Turquoise! And some earrings to match!

    Number One Son has adorned my ankle with a chinese stick on tattoo, which looks very realistic. I don't know, Nearly 50 and wearing Dollar Store stick-ons? Oh well, as president of the daft sod club, I suppose I can get away with it for now.


    Also, I appear to have joined another Club. Until yesterday I was unaware that I was a member......The Jeep Club, I was out yesterday and every other 'Bumble type' Jeep driver waved to me, so I waved back...It's hysterical! I LOVE IT!

    Claudia, the turquoise tops are Excellent for sunbathing in! LOL

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Skimpy is Good
    Tasha, so excited you're bosomly symmetrical now, and well-endowed! Just in time for summer and those skimpy tops. And our Turquoise Girl, as we know, wears turquoise like nobody else can.

    Earrings and tattoos as well? You are definitely styling, as Cindy said. You can get away with anything. (remember 50 is the new 40)

    Didn't know you're a Jeep driver, but somehow I didn't picture you in a sedan,either. Let us know if you go off-roading with your new club!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member

    Leadership
    is definately not my strength,but since I brought it up-I will accept if I am nominated!

    Hey, Patty...
    Really, it's a no-brainer, just a title. I don't even keep track of membership - no counts, no names, nothing. Therefore, no real skills nor strengths needed. I simply bow - and deeply! - to J in order to retain my fancy sounding title, hoping it's impressive to others. Shallow, I know... :-)

    So - I encourage you to GO FOR IT!

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S. to Patty and Cat: I'll suggest a name, especially as an offshoot - The Daft Boobs Club. This way, all inclusive, no one's left out. Daft Boobs could even apply to those with perfect reconstruction.
  • Aortus
    Aortus Member Posts: 967
    cats_toy said:

    Julia, welcome to the tattoo club too!
    I have a tattoo on my ankle, got it for my 50th! You might like yours so much you will need a permanent one. It could be a little turqouise guppy! with the name Aortus underneath.

    I can't do the padded bra even though I am very lopsided, still a 38D on the left, and maybe a 38b+ on the right, what's the matter? you don't like have one nipple able to look around a corner??? Well congrats on going for the balanced look, me I kinda like looking lopsided, matches my personality. (just a little warped).
    sounds like you are having a ball with Jamie.
    =^..^=

    Two Great Big Swelling Perfectly Rounded Cheers!
    And when are the guppies coming over to visit their godfather? The puppies are tired of barking at the swans and the ducks!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    cats_toy said:

    our motto
    Lopsided girls with our padded bra
    Give the boob the last hurrah
    Nipple looking round corners in the raw
    Disease handled so well, it leaves others in Awe
    Looking so good it should be against the law
    Lets all go out and celebrate like it’s Mardi gras


    =^..^=

    Laughing Out Loud
    Oh, Cat, now I have tears in my eyes. Joe is laughing in the next room. You are awesome!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member

    Leadership
    is definately not my strength,but since I brought it up-I will accept if I am nominated!

    In Nomination of Patty
    It is my honor to nominate Patty, AKA Outdoor Girl, as the Leader, President, and Secretary of the Daft Boobs Club. Thank you, Patty, for your willingness to accept this weighty responsibility.

    Let us all pledge our 24-hour support to our selfless sister. May she never be strapped for appreciation.

    Humbly yours,

    The Moopster
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member

    Leadership
    is definately not my strength,but since I brought it up-I will accept if I am nominated!

    daft boob club
    OMG....of course, what else would it be?
    I second the nomination of our esteemed leader of the new offshoot = drum roll please!
    OutdoorGirl Patty! step up and lead us oh esteemed daft boob! (oh I mean daft boober!) OK, just DBC

    =^..^=
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    cats_toy said:

    daft boob club
    OMG....of course, what else would it be?
    I second the nomination of our esteemed leader of the new offshoot = drum roll please!
    OutdoorGirl Patty! step up and lead us oh esteemed daft boob! (oh I mean daft boober!) OK, just DBC

    =^..^=

    Wow, Patty - Congratulations!
    You rose to the top - Esteemed Leader - immediately! I had to crawl up the corporate ladder, starting as lowly Unofficial Secretary and now - after some time and much effort - recently promoted to still lowly Official Secretary. I'm impressed!

    So, here's your first assignment - how does one acquire membership?

    Kind regards, Susan
    (hoping to become a member of The Daft Boobs Club, as soon as I know how...)
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565

    Wow, Patty - Congratulations!
    You rose to the top - Esteemed Leader - immediately! I had to crawl up the corporate ladder, starting as lowly Unofficial Secretary and now - after some time and much effort - recently promoted to still lowly Official Secretary. I'm impressed!

    So, here's your first assignment - how does one acquire membership?

    Kind regards, Susan
    (hoping to become a member of The Daft Boobs Club, as soon as I know how...)

    Susan,
    This will take some thought. At first the club was for lop-sided boobs,but it doesn't seem right to leave people out(kind of like in the Dr. Seuss book with the people(if you can call them that)that didn't have stars on their bellies,but some got them after going through the machine-what was the name of that book?!
    Don't want to be discriminate.
    Can I accept someone as my assistant-and who would want to step up to the plate?!!
    And do I bow down to Tash too if it's an offshoot of the Daft Sod club?
    So it's the Daft Boob club! Let me think ...
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member

    Susan,
    This will take some thought. At first the club was for lop-sided boobs,but it doesn't seem right to leave people out(kind of like in the Dr. Seuss book with the people(if you can call them that)that didn't have stars on their bellies,but some got them after going through the machine-what was the name of that book?!
    Don't want to be discriminate.
    Can I accept someone as my assistant-and who would want to step up to the plate?!!
    And do I bow down to Tash too if it's an offshoot of the Daft Sod club?
    So it's the Daft Boob club! Let me think ...

    I dunno, Patty, not sure...
    Cat nominated you as Esteemed Leader. Not sure where J would fit in, then. Unless she decides to appoint herself Supremely Esteemed Leader, or something like that. (And who amongst us would dare argue with her, ever? Certainly not me!)

    I have no authority to speak for J - she speaks for herself, and I must listen.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: I have absolutely no idea which Seuss book you're describing...
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565

    I dunno, Patty, not sure...
    Cat nominated you as Esteemed Leader. Not sure where J would fit in, then. Unless she decides to appoint herself Supremely Esteemed Leader, or something like that. (And who amongst us would dare argue with her, ever? Certainly not me!)

    I have no authority to speak for J - she speaks for herself, and I must listen.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: I have absolutely no idea which Seuss book you're describing...

    Okay
    Call out to Tash! Tasha,what are your thoughts on this?
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    Moopy23 said:

    Laughing Out Loud
    Oh, Cat, now I have tears in my eyes. Joe is laughing in the next room. You are awesome!

    LMAO!

    LMAO!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565

    I dunno, Patty, not sure...
    Cat nominated you as Esteemed Leader. Not sure where J would fit in, then. Unless she decides to appoint herself Supremely Esteemed Leader, or something like that. (And who amongst us would dare argue with her, ever? Certainly not me!)

    I have no authority to speak for J - she speaks for herself, and I must listen.

    Kind regards, Susan

    P.S.: I have absolutely no idea which Seuss book you're describing...

    Hey,Christmas Girl,
    I thought you weren't a night owl!
    Can't you sleep?
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    Kylez said:

    LMAO!

    LMAO!

    You Lot!
    Are just TOO MUCH!........Luv Ya!.. I can't sleep and just felt a need to come in here and see what was going on. Crazy People!

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188

    Susan,
    This will take some thought. At first the club was for lop-sided boobs,but it doesn't seem right to leave people out(kind of like in the Dr. Seuss book with the people(if you can call them that)that didn't have stars on their bellies,but some got them after going through the machine-what was the name of that book?!
    Don't want to be discriminate.
    Can I accept someone as my assistant-and who would want to step up to the plate?!!
    And do I bow down to Tash too if it's an offshoot of the Daft Sod club?
    So it's the Daft Boob club! Let me think ...

    ******DAFT BOOB CLUB!!*********
    I not only said it...I shouted it! Am I in? :) Pammy
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member

    Susan,
    This will take some thought. At first the club was for lop-sided boobs,but it doesn't seem right to leave people out(kind of like in the Dr. Seuss book with the people(if you can call them that)that didn't have stars on their bellies,but some got them after going through the machine-what was the name of that book?!
    Don't want to be discriminate.
    Can I accept someone as my assistant-and who would want to step up to the plate?!!
    And do I bow down to Tash too if it's an offshoot of the Daft Sod club?
    So it's the Daft Boob club! Let me think ...

    Job Opening
    I hear there is an opening for an assistant int he Daft Boob Club. My boobs are very daft, one is even made out of a sock (soob), and sometimes tissue (a toob?) Am still experimenting with pretty daft materials. Does that qualify me?

    Sincerely,

    Moopy

    p.s. Patty, I'm with Susan: what is that Dr. Seuss book?
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    This is so funny!

    This is so funny!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072

    This is so funny!

    This is so funny!

    Football
    Mine is a fluffy football from the dollar store. Works well for me, I just wrestled it from the dog and took a bit of the stuffing out.

    Poor Dog....Her loss is my gain! LOL

    Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx