GaryM

Alexandra
Alexandra Member Posts: 1,308

Am I the only one wondering why GaryM is so quiet?

Time for Funny Bonz 2014.

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  • N_Woods_Gal
    N_Woods_Gal Member Posts: 20 Member
    Yes!


    I agree w/ Alex. More jokes, please.

    Alex, is that a snowflake pattern on the scarf? Looks so warm.

     

  • Alexandra
    Alexandra Member Posts: 1,308

    Yes!


    I agree w/ Alex. More jokes, please.

    Alex, is that a snowflake pattern on the scarf? Looks so warm.

     

    It's -25C (-13F) in Toronto

    Scarf is warm and fluffy. Light blue stars on the navy background. Sold for $12 here: http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Neck-Warmer-Navy-Light-Blue-Star-Bubble-Cable-Knit-Loop-Cowl-Infinity-Scarf-/251383883480?pt=US_Scarves_Wraps&hash=item3a87a5a6d8#ht_25wt_1153

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    Alexandra said:
    cold in Cambridge too!

    Hi Alexandra! Since Cambridge isn't far from Toronto, we are freezing our behinds off here, too! My lucky husband gets to go to Nova Scotia next week to install machines outside. Since I have been longing to go away on a vacation, he gallantly offered that I accompany him to fill the desire for a trip. Since there are no palm trees in Nova Scotia, I "graciously" declined. Stay warm!

     

    Hugs

    Jojo

  • Alexandra
    Alexandra Member Posts: 1,308
    Jojo61 said:

    cold in Cambridge too!

    Hi Alexandra! Since Cambridge isn't far from Toronto, we are freezing our behinds off here, too! My lucky husband gets to go to Nova Scotia next week to install machines outside. Since I have been longing to go away on a vacation, he gallantly offered that I accompany him to fill the desire for a trip. Since there are no palm trees in Nova Scotia, I "graciously" declined. Stay warm!

     

    Hugs

    Jojo

    Hi Jojo

    Let's give husbands a much deserved break and go someplace warm and textile-optional. Canadian girls gone wild.

    Fox and Ron know that I'm not kidding.

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  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    Alexandra said:

    Hi Jojo

    Let's give husbands a much deserved break and go someplace warm and textile-optional. Canadian girls gone wild.

    Fox and Ron know that I'm not kidding.

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    Hi Alexandra,
    You are putting

    Hi Alexandra,

    You are putting temptation in my way....and I am weak!!! We were planning to go to Jamaica in March (okay - I will be honest - I was planning to go to Jamaica -hubby was willing to tag along). But we have a floor in our kitchen that HAS to be replaced - it is actually hazardous - that won out. Choosing the responsible, grown up option really stinks! lol

    I have a feeling we would have a blast together in Jamaica! Jamaica would never be the same.

    Love the snowman photo!

    Cheers, mon!

    Jojo

  • Alexandra
    Alexandra Member Posts: 1,308
    Jojo61 said:

    Hi Alexandra,
    You are putting

    Hi Alexandra,

    You are putting temptation in my way....and I am weak!!! We were planning to go to Jamaica in March (okay - I will be honest - I was planning to go to Jamaica -hubby was willing to tag along). But we have a floor in our kitchen that HAS to be replaced - it is actually hazardous - that won out. Choosing the responsible, grown up option really stinks! lol

    I have a feeling we would have a blast together in Jamaica! Jamaica would never be the same.

    Love the snowman photo!

    Cheers, mon!

    Jojo

    My 20-year-old kid often tells me to grow up. I refuse...

    Here are highlights of my last husband-less trip to Negril 2 months ago. Ya mon!

    http://csn.cancer.org/node/263880http://csn.cancer.org/node/263970

    Have fun in Vegas Jojo! I've been there twice and it's awesome. Take a tour of Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon while you're there.

  • foxhd
    foxhd Member Posts: 3,181 Member
    Jojo61 said:

    Hi Alexandra,
    You are putting

    Hi Alexandra,

    You are putting temptation in my way....and I am weak!!! We were planning to go to Jamaica in March (okay - I will be honest - I was planning to go to Jamaica -hubby was willing to tag along). But we have a floor in our kitchen that HAS to be replaced - it is actually hazardous - that won out. Choosing the responsible, grown up option really stinks! lol

    I have a feeling we would have a blast together in Jamaica! Jamaica would never be the same.

    Love the snowman photo!

    Cheers, mon!

    Jojo

    Alex and Jojo

    in Jamaica......uhm.....I do think you 2 would turn the place upside down.  You two on the booze, I mean you two on the loose, Scarey thought. If you guys ever party together, I want to be there. I can see it already.

    Reminds me of when I first started going to biker parties. Usually 2 or 3 times a summer, I hit a campground for bikers only. Let's say that just about anything goes. The women scared the crap out of me. Shyness and biker chick are never used in the same sentence. Now I wouldn't miss these parties for the world....Hey, maybe you 2 would like to join me.......I know you can handle yourselves. These parties are life changing for a lot of people. Easy to forget about cancer for a few days.

     

  • foxhd
    foxhd Member Posts: 3,181 Member
    foxhd said:

    Alex and Jojo

    in Jamaica......uhm.....I do think you 2 would turn the place upside down.  You two on the booze, I mean you two on the loose, Scarey thought. If you guys ever party together, I want to be there. I can see it already.

    Reminds me of when I first started going to biker parties. Usually 2 or 3 times a summer, I hit a campground for bikers only. Let's say that just about anything goes. The women scared the crap out of me. Shyness and biker chick are never used in the same sentence. Now I wouldn't miss these parties for the world....Hey, maybe you 2 would like to join me.......I know you can handle yourselves. These parties are life changing for a lot of people. Easy to forget about cancer for a few days.

     

    Oh yeah, Gary

    Forgot the primary reason for this topic. I don't think everyone feels that humor belongs in such a serius forum. Some people have no sense of humor. We had people who thought our gallows humor was very distasteful. (I know, it must suck to be them). But being scared to death of cancer is no way to go through life. Everytime we chuckle, we improve our health and outlook. I think Gary has been lurking but is on sabatical. We miss you Gary!

    ..What did the kidney cancer say to the bone cancer?

    Have we met before?

    See, that stunk. But even a bad joke helped to not think of cancer for a moment. We all need breaks from this site. Gary will return.

  • Srashedb
    Srashedb Member Posts: 482 Member
    foxhd said:

    Oh yeah, Gary

    Forgot the primary reason for this topic. I don't think everyone feels that humor belongs in such a serius forum. Some people have no sense of humor. We had people who thought our gallows humor was very distasteful. (I know, it must suck to be them). But being scared to death of cancer is no way to go through life. Everytime we chuckle, we improve our health and outlook. I think Gary has been lurking but is on sabatical. We miss you Gary!

    ..What did the kidney cancer say to the bone cancer?

    Have we met before?

    See, that stunk. But even a bad joke helped to not think of cancer for a moment. We all need breaks from this site. Gary will return.

    without humor, how do people

    without humor, how do people get through a deadly disease??? Sarah

  • GSRon
    GSRon Member Posts: 1,303 Member
    Srashedb said:

    without humor, how do people

    without humor, how do people get through a deadly disease??? Sarah

    Playin in the dirt and ya feel

    Playin in the dirt
    and ya feel a little squirt
    Diarrea
    Diarrea

    Walkin down tha hall
    and ya feel somethin fall
    Diarrea
    Diarrea

    Climbing up a tree
    and feels hot like pee
    Diarrea Diarrea

    i could go on but i have to go 

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    foxhd said:

    Alex and Jojo

    in Jamaica......uhm.....I do think you 2 would turn the place upside down.  You two on the booze, I mean you two on the loose, Scarey thought. If you guys ever party together, I want to be there. I can see it already.

    Reminds me of when I first started going to biker parties. Usually 2 or 3 times a summer, I hit a campground for bikers only. Let's say that just about anything goes. The women scared the crap out of me. Shyness and biker chick are never used in the same sentence. Now I wouldn't miss these parties for the world....Hey, maybe you 2 would like to join me.......I know you can handle yourselves. These parties are life changing for a lot of people. Easy to forget about cancer for a few days.

     

    I'm in! How about you,

    I'm in! How about you, Alexndra? Laughing

  • Frank302
    Frank302 Member Posts: 71
    Srashedb said:

    without humor, how do people

    without humor, how do people get through a deadly disease??? Sarah

    Wait a minute !!!

    Did you say deadly ?????!!!!!

  • foxhd
    foxhd Member Posts: 3,181 Member
    Jojo61 said:

    I'm in! How about you,

    I'm in! How about you, Alexndra? Laughing

    you're pretty close

    only into upstate NY. 6 hours. 4 if alex drives her turbo. Not Americade.

  • twinthings
    twinthings Member Posts: 409
    foxhd said:

    you're pretty close

    only into upstate NY. 6 hours. 4 if alex drives her turbo. Not Americade.

    I can be there in 5

    If I could be so rude as to invite myself to y'alls little shindig, I can be upstate NY in 5 hours.  I'm curising to Haiti and Jamaica in two weeks, after that I'm a free bird.  Can you imagine the fun we'd have?

     

  • twinthings
    twinthings Member Posts: 409
    Frank302 said:

    Wait a minute !!!

    Did you say deadly ?????!!!!!

    Smile

    I love your new pic Frank

  • Frank302
    Frank302 Member Posts: 71

    Smile

    I love your new pic Frank

    Thank you twinie

    I keep a big version hanging in the chicken coop to scare the coyotes away .

  • Alexandra
    Alexandra Member Posts: 1,308
    Jojo61 said:

    I'm in! How about you,

    I'm in! How about you, Alexndra? Laughing

    Fox, Jojo and Twinthings - it's a date!

    Dark humor is like cancer. Not everyone gets it. Sorry if it offends someone.

    How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. 1 to change the bulb, and 9 to talk about how inspired they are.

  • GSRon
    GSRon Member Posts: 1,303 Member
    Alexandra said:

    Fox, Jojo and Twinthings - it's a date!

    Dark humor is like cancer. Not everyone gets it. Sorry if it offends someone.

    How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. 1 to change the bulb, and 9 to talk about how inspired they are.

    Cancer offends me.. much else

    Cancer offends me.. much else I just let go out the other ear if I do not like it...... Tongue Out

     

    Ron - from the motorcycle song...  "you gotta sing it like you just squashed a cop.."

  • foxhd
    foxhd Member Posts: 3,181 Member
    GSRon said:

    Cancer offends me.. much else

    Cancer offends me.. much else I just let go out the other ear if I do not like it...... Tongue Out

     

    Ron - from the motorcycle song...  "you gotta sing it like you just squashed a cop.."

    All you need

    is a tent and sleeping bag. Everything else is available. June 20,21,22. Non stop beer, music, motorcycles, and whatever else you want. Sort of a Woodstock for bikers. If drunken naked people offend you, not the place for you. Extroverts do well. You guys would fit right in. It's a long ride Ron....or you can fly to toronto....

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member

    I can be there in 5

    If I could be so rude as to invite myself to y'alls little shindig, I can be upstate NY in 5 hours.  I'm curising to Haiti and Jamaica in two weeks, after that I'm a free bird.  Can you imagine the fun we'd have?

     

    4 - 6 hours

    I think we should try and plan it sometime soon!!

    My husband would say I am crazy. But right from the beginning I told him that I was crazy....but in a good way, of course. Kiss