For those who need a GIGGLE

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage. 
INFLATION 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn. 
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.