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susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

Comments

  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    Susie

    You gave me my morning haha!  Thanks!

  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    Angie2U said:

    Susie

    You gave me my morning haha!  Thanks!

    I guess this OLD guy got

    I guess this OLD guy got smart!  lol 

  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    DianeBC said:

    I guess this OLD guy got

    I guess this OLD guy got smart!  lol 

    HA HA!
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  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
    Excellent!

      I love these jokes, you bring a smile to face.  

    Doris

  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    SIROD said:

    Excellent!

      I love these jokes, you bring a smile to face.  

    Doris

    :)

    Smiling too! 

  • Lynn Smith
    Lynn Smith Member Posts: 1,264 Member
    This was on my

    This was on my facebook today. I had to laugh. I've been married for almost 45 years so not far from the 50th anniversary. Now to have my husband read it.

    Lynn Smith

  • Pink Rose
    Pink Rose Member Posts: 493

    This was on my

    This was on my facebook today. I had to laugh. I've been married for almost 45 years so not far from the 50th anniversary. Now to have my husband read it.

    Lynn Smith

    Cute joke!

    Cute joke!

  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    Pink Rose said:

    Cute joke!

    Cute joke!

    Laughing!

    OMG!  I love it! 

  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    Noel said:

    Laughing!

    OMG!  I love it! 

    ROFL

    ROFL

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Megan M said:

    ROFL

    ROFL

    Love this ... wise, wise

    woman

    Vicki

  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    VickiSam said:

    Love this ... wise, wise

    woman

    Vicki

    Wise woman indeed!  lol

    Wise woman indeed!  lol

  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    Alexis F said:

    Wise woman indeed!  lol

    Wise woman indeed!  lol

    Loving your jokes! ☺

    Older women are great!