I laughed, until I cried ... Joke for Thursday, January 24th

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
edited January 2013 in Breast Cancer #1

.. Bye the way,  this is not a personal story -- just a humorous joke.  

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.




MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.




I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?



UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..



'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.



HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'



YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN, THAT UGLY,



OLD,



BALD,



WRINKLED FACED,



FAT-ASSED,



GRAY-HAIRED,



DECREPIT



S.O.B



ASKED,




'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

 

Comments

  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    first thing I read this

    first thing I read this am....made me chuckle..

     

    thanks

    Denise

  • abrub
    abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
    Love it!

    Love it!  Too True!

     

    Alice (but not the one in the story!)

  • Chickadee1955
    Chickadee1955 Member Posts: 355 Member
    abrub said:

    Love it!

    Love it!  Too True!

     

    Alice (but not the one in the story!)

    Ugh!

    This was funnier before I remembered I graduated in 1973!!!

  • AngieD
    AngieD Member Posts: 493

    Ugh!

    This was funnier before I remembered I graduated in 1973!!!

    LOL!!!

    LOL!!!

  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    Bhahahahaha!

    Thank you, dearheart, for the chuckle!!!

    Hugs, Kathi

  • Jean 0609
    Jean 0609 Member Posts: 2,462
    I really needed this!

    I needed this this morning.

     

    xoxo,

    Jean

  • Unhappy
    Unhappy Member Posts: 88
    That was a good one

    injoyed it so much I type it and so my husband could see it.He got a good laughLaughing too.

  • Lynn Smith
    Lynn Smith Member Posts: 1,264 Member
    Unhappy said:

    That was a good one

    injoyed it so much I type it and so my husband could see it.He got a good laughLaughing too.

    This is to funny

    This is to funny. What a changed tone after he THOUGHT he had her for a teacher.As you can tell she had some UNKIND words for him.

    When I go to class reunions I sometimes don't recognize classmates.So embarrasing.

    Lynn Smith